Friday, October 28

Funny Email

A few weeks ago, my mum sent me this hilarious email so I thought I'd share it with you guys! I don't know who originally wrote it, but I'd love to meet her (I'm assuming the author is a woman).

I don't want to brag or make anyone jealous or anything, but I can still fit into the earrings I wore in high school...

It is Good to Be a Woman:  

1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We can scare male bosses with mysterious gynecological disorder excuses.

3. Taxis stop for us.

4. We don 't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.

5. No fashion faux pas we make could ever rival the Speedo.

6. We don't have to pass gas to amuse ourselves.

7. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

8. We can congratulate our teammate without ever touching her rear end.

9. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

10. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

11. We can talk to the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

12. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we are aware that we will look like an idiot.

13. We will never regret piercing our ears.

14. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

15. We can make comments about how silly men are in their presence because they aren't listening anyway. 

I hope you enjoyed!!!

What was your favourite? I loved 4, 5, 8, and 9.


  1. ROFL... I got the same email from my mom last week. Apparently great moms think alike. ;o)

  2. Jena- Yeah, those are good ones too =)

  3. Tee hee! This is delightful. I haven't seen it before. Thanks for posting.

  4. Kari- You're welcome. Glad you enjoyed =)


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